Your Autogynephilia is Raging, Sir! Umbrella by Apostate Ari

Apostate Ari’s personal favorite umbrella design. This octagonal canopy features glossy crimson 3D lettering proclaiming “Your Autogynephilia is Raging, Sir!” against a faceted crystalline background, accented by dramatic black paint drips and strategic crimson lip prints.

Dry. Dark. Deliberately unfiltered.

Part of the official Apostate collection, it delivers clinical observation with street-art attitude—an accessory engineered for those who prefer statements over subtlety, even in inclement weather.

Product features

- 100% polyester pongee waterproof canopy — quick-drying and shape-retentive

- Semi-automatic one-hand open for fast, easy use

- 8 strong fiber ribs for reliable wind support

- Comfortable rubber handle with wrist strap; includes matching sleeve

- Durable sublimation print to resist fading; Velcro tie wrap included

Care instructions

- Leave open to dry. Wipe clean with damp cloth.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand U12, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Leave open to dry. Wipe clean with damp cloth.